Shy

My crushes never last for long. Unfornately, I usually realize too late that I’m in crush mode and not like mode.

After more conversations with Shy, I realized that I don’t like her. My crush had disappeared before our planned movie date on Saturday.

My crush disappeared because:

1. She sounds like a flamboyant gay boy on the phone.
2. She told me that I could use a strap on her. Actually she told me she could “work a stick.” Ugh…
3. She has used every available opportunity to get us in bed together. Massages, stomach rubs. She’s tried 4 times in the last 6 days.
4. She is too passive.

I still went out on the date. I hoped that I would start to regain some like for her…We went to go see the new Spike Lee movie. That was the first mistake. You know how long those movies are. We were sitting in the dark both leaning towards each other. She starts to poke me. She’s poking my leg, she’s poking my arm. I’m moving, readjusting and she’s playing… I stop her from poking me by reaching out to hold her hand. I prop our hands up on my crossed knee. She starts rubbing. Her hand was really warm. It actually felt like a romantic moment. 

I turned to her. I had it in my head that I was going to kiss her. That was the last part of her application to be my cuddly buddy. I had to see if she could kiss. I turned towards her and she tells me I have something hanging out of my nose. Mood ruined.

We head back to my place. She comes in briefly. At this point, I’m over it, I’m over her. I take her by her hand and lead her to her car. She gets in and I think I’ve escaped, until she says, “Wait…What about my oral exam?”

Shiiiiit!

I go to her car and stick my head inside the window and I experience the most awkward kiss ever.

We are just going to be friends.

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